Post by Nitro! on Nov 13, 2010 11:42:02 GMT -8
Not really games but close enough.
Tell your funny jokes here. :)
I have other ones, but I don't feel like finding them. :P Enjoy.
Tell your funny jokes here. :)
VOTE FOR NOBODY!
Nobody will keep election promises!
Nobody will listen to your concerns!
Nobody will help the poor and unemployed!
Nobody CARES!
If Nobody is elected, things will be better for everyone!
NOBODY TELLS THE TRUTH!
[Disclaimer: I'm all for voting.]
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On a trip to the rural countryside, the President visits a farmer, and notices that one of his pigs has a wooden leg. The President asks why.
“Oh sir, this is a very good pig,” the farmer answers. “When my son fell down the well, the pig ran and alerted me!”
“That doesn’t explain why he has a wooden leg,” the President replies.
“Oh sir, this is a very good pig,” the farmer tells him. “When my barn caught fire, he rounded up all the neighbours and helped to put the fire out!”
“Okay, but why does the pig have a wooden leg?” the President, becoming a bit agitated, asks.
“Oh sir, this is a very good pig,” the farmer continues. “When a thief tried to steal one of my chickens, the pig pounced on him and didn’t let him get away!”
By now, the President is very frustated. “That’s excellent, but pray tell, WHY DOES THE PIG HAVE A WOODEN LEG?!”
“Well sir, you know,” the farmer says, “with a pig this good, you can’t eat him all at once.”
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A timid little man walked into a biker bar in the Bronx and, clearing his throat, asked, “Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?”
A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, “It’s my dog. Why?”
“Well,” squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, “I believe my dog just killed it, sir.”
“What?” yelled the big man in disbelief. “What in the hell kind of dog do you have?”
“Sir,” answered the little man, “it’s a little four week old female puppy.”
“Bull!” roared the biker. “How could your puppy kill my Doberman?”
“It appears that your dog choked on her, sir.”
I have other ones, but I don't feel like finding them. :P Enjoy.