Post by yøsh on Oct 19, 2010 16:30:26 GMT -8
Kankuro wasn’t much for sports; a bunch of guys running around in tight pants and padding, trying to get their balls in someone’s end-zone and patting each-other on their ass as a recognized sign of ‘good hussle’ or whatever.... It just wasn’t his thing. However, there were a few (two and a half) exceptions to this rule. Hockey, of course. It was like football, only less stop and go, with blades on your feet and a weapon in your hands, and it’s fucking hockey. Can’t go wrong there.
Then there was volleyball. Kankuro loved volleyball. True, he didn’t know a thing about the sport except that it was a non contact sport; and more was the pity as far as he was concerned. Girls in short shorts and ponytails, jumping up and down, playing with their ball before passing it to the next girl who would jump up and down, then...
He was not one of those people who questioned whether or not it should be an olympic sport. So far as Kankuro was concerned, volleyball, and volleyball girls, should be on espn more then football. Specifically beach volleyball, what with their bikinis, and the sun, and the bikinis, and the surf. Oh yeah, and the bikinis.
However, it seemed that espn didn’t share his opinion, and so Kankuro had to get his fill at a more local location, not that he was complaining. From where he was sitting, reclining on the gym bleachers, watching the high school’s varsity team practice, there was absolutely nothing wrong with this turn of events. Well, maybe they should be wearing spankies, but last time he suggested that the gym teacher threatened to castrate him and he fully believed that this was no idle threat. So he let that idea go, with a mental note to write the school board a note about attendance to volleyball games being directly correlated to spankies or some bull shit like that. Worth a try at least.
Changing the song on his old school cd walkman, he carefully smoothed down the edges of the duck-tape that held it together before quickly reverting his attention up in time to see one of the girls spike the ball. Oh yeah, the only thing, spankies aside, that would make this better was if it was a full contact sport... with a mud/jello/oil pit, strobe light, and music, and...
Then there was volleyball. Kankuro loved volleyball. True, he didn’t know a thing about the sport except that it was a non contact sport; and more was the pity as far as he was concerned. Girls in short shorts and ponytails, jumping up and down, playing with their ball before passing it to the next girl who would jump up and down, then...
He was not one of those people who questioned whether or not it should be an olympic sport. So far as Kankuro was concerned, volleyball, and volleyball girls, should be on espn more then football. Specifically beach volleyball, what with their bikinis, and the sun, and the bikinis, and the surf. Oh yeah, and the bikinis.
However, it seemed that espn didn’t share his opinion, and so Kankuro had to get his fill at a more local location, not that he was complaining. From where he was sitting, reclining on the gym bleachers, watching the high school’s varsity team practice, there was absolutely nothing wrong with this turn of events. Well, maybe they should be wearing spankies, but last time he suggested that the gym teacher threatened to castrate him and he fully believed that this was no idle threat. So he let that idea go, with a mental note to write the school board a note about attendance to volleyball games being directly correlated to spankies or some bull shit like that. Worth a try at least.
Changing the song on his old school cd walkman, he carefully smoothed down the edges of the duck-tape that held it together before quickly reverting his attention up in time to see one of the girls spike the ball. Oh yeah, the only thing, spankies aside, that would make this better was if it was a full contact sport... with a mud/jello/oil pit, strobe light, and music, and...